Faith and War, Jihadists and Martyrs PROSE POEM

Faith and War, Jihadists and Martyrs

Pass the martyr, please. This was a thought that made Old Man Mattathias of the "Hammmer Bunch" puke: better 'tis said he to kill on any Sabbath than to et a pockchop or go thou uncut uncircumcise and phuns done in the name of Dr. Zeus!

That was the good puke of the Daddy of the Maccbees Book 1; Book 2, 3, and 4 instead pass the martyr, please. These Witnesses for Joe Hovah luved they widdle torture in the scorcher of those days, and were hardboiled martyrs so's Mom!

This gist of tales needs to be noticed. I am not too worried about what Jonathan Goldstein or Elias Bickerman or Jerome or Origen said Amen St. Augustine about the text of Maccabees, all of them any of them, or of Form Kritik or Source Criticism say about phun Jihad Martyr-dumb contra pork and getting my circumcision amputated: I am trying to find the Moral of this Story (Stories) and in some defiant rebellion to utter words in Age Religion None to improve the story with plots meaningful for being-toward-meaningless relig by being None the Happiness Millennial of this Age New. Dual is the personage of the faith of Maccabees: killin gut or bein kilt no porkchops please. This Reel Gut religion, the same as ever in places west of India, requires success when and only when EITHER you get cruxed or hardboiled or turn Jihadist! Poo I say! I want a relig that does not remind me memorably or eatably to Sacrifice Jesus or Sacrifice for whatever Jesus floats yer boat; the faith I want will see (my Family!) Christian Jihadists kill to kill Q's and jail pregnant girls, and whenever phun gets on the Ole Rugged Cross for a harboiled-- like the Maccabee Pietists (Hasidim) Crux; Onward Christian Jihadists marching as to War go on their Cruxades, here a kill there a kill everywhere a kill kill for Old Rugged Crux remembering Jesus as we eat.

This I proffer: a Kindness more important than Kill B Killed, a Mom who needs more attention than Joe of Hovah, that which grows breasts in men wannabe sissy, and which Lesbianizes. No O other than No-O required, only if and only if I repeat she wants to make 7 Black Ones of course outa wedlock (the new Sacraments, divorce of any heartless espoused kind, laffing when in Fewnrals folk say HOW NATCHERL THE STIFF BE, being getting pregnant out of wedlock with the Few the Proud the Blackos) after them babies cum cums me to pay child support: I want no kids but want her to make widdle bastards for whom I give all as Chile Support. Nobody gets killed in this but the ones (my day must b cumin) gunned with 2nd Amendment Christian Soldiers as to War fo' they-phun.

This is the main dual rule for Christian Soldier as to War: claim that thine has been the Victim Soul, trumping a Trumpt hagiograph if evidence-lacking,  or when taking a bullet that is: GET REMEMBERED; on the other hand Killing the B Killed requires that Cruxian Christians hide the evidence of genocide, no hagiographs for them guys Q and pregnant-girl.

My impression is that Pentecostalists of the mod kind (including those in the Piss Co Pull Crutch social promoted sacerdotes healing with magic they aint-got, and boy o boy speaking in dongs) (including the Southern BaBtists, murderers) (including the Assembly of Gut girls to at 18 find junkie boyfriends with who to do be dopey, then get abortions AND VOTE FOR DONNA TRUMPT MAKING AMERICA TINY AS NEVER AFORE) I mean this mean they seem to mean such that the only way to have a relig that means a Dam to Mom Mary is being nice, F Christian Soldiers as to War, and NOT LOVIN THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.

In such a way, there will be no Apocalypse, as there never would have been anywho save for Jihadists and Those Who Luv Wannabe on Old Rugged Cross. A method, a tactic with the strategists of Bully Grumpy Crossifiers' Crusade, is to stay in one's cell (all bedrooms are prisoner seg) and to masturbate frequently, thinking of the Thou you with a warm fuzzy stalked far distantly a luv that empties of gism and all else that needs to repent for all the dirt you have done to woman kind, all woman kind being Earth Mothers of God.